The Mind Flayers scarcely need any introduction, for in the public’s imagination they are easily the number one abomination of the Underdark. They possess the ruthless cruelty, intellect, and psionic prowess of the Abolethians, with one terrifying addition: they can walk around on dry land. That means that if you’re reading this, and you’re not currently inside an ocean, ONE COULD BE BEHIND YOU RIGHT NOW ABOUT TO EAT YOUR BRAIN LOOK OUT!!!
Ha, see, we like to have fun around here. Unlike the Mind Flayer, however, our concept of fun isn’t the centuries long enslavement of entire races, nor is it to torture and perform dark experiments on said races. No, we here at Primrose Publishing believe in good clean fun, like our recently published compendium of over 101 Flumph Flart jokes. Check your local bookstores today!